If We Were Rich And Eccentric

Steve and I agreed this morning that if we were rich and eccentric we would put together our own marching band group consisting of only bagpipes, didgeridoo, banjo, harpsichord and steam calliope.

Hold on to your seats, folks. Here's a rollicking 29 seconds of what such a monstrosity could sound like......

How awful. That's enough to make even a bagpiper hold his ears! Thanks to Ben for "blending" our chosen instruments into such an aural masterpiece!

Bonus! A bagpipe joke!

Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A:No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe.

If I Were Rich And Eccentric.....

.....I would have this as my Formal China pattern.

Right now Charlie is the only lucky one in the family to have his own.
But wait a minute, I could probably afford a setting for twelve of these and, gee, I am probably just eccentric enough to serve Christmas dinner on them. Come to think of it, my entire family is just eccentric enough to eat Christmas dinner off of them.

I see a Target run in my future.